Incubus: a leach like creature that once listened too can cause excess addiction. Please be aware that you must treat this addiction with caution and be completely aware of its affects.
1. High Blood Pressure
2. Unable to sleep
3. High levels of intoxication
4. the infected start Jumping, sweating, drinking toxins, smoking, loving, romancing, seeing things move that wouldn’t normally move. (Be aware this can last up to 7 days and can occur up to 3 weeks in a month)
5. Finding any instrument and jamming on it for hours at a time
6. Starting to converse about life with a bottle of tequila
There is only one cure found at the moment for the Incubus addiction. Please read the following if you think you are infected.
The Incubus antidote: In the first 24 hours of the infection you must play the following with no breaks.
1. Watch the King & I
2. Listen to Jack Johnson for 1 hour
3. Watch the Lion King
4. Listen to Moby for 2 hours
5. Watch the Notebook
6. Listen to the Disney collection soundtrack 3 times over
7. Only eat salad and drink spring water
8. Sleep for the rest of the duration
9. Awake after the treatment cured
This cure has been known not to always work, the main reason for this, is the incubus infected find themselves not being able to finish the whole treatment, also injuries can occur whilst subject struggles to finish stage 5 and 6. To help the infected do not leave any rock music, alcohol, instruments or hot females in the room. If the infected do not finish the treatment or the treatment does not work please take care with the infected. None of the untreated patients have ever regained normal stable lives. The Incubus Addiction
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